Waka Flocka Flame has made an important announcement. He plans to run for president and has some VERY critical problems to tackle.
In an interview with Rolling Stone, he said, "I am very pleased to announce today, on 4/20 - the best day of the year, I will be running for president." His first task? Legalizing marijuana, because "the president gotta have a big, fat old blunt... It's called Presidential Kush."
He continues to explain how smoking blunts will fix most problems faced on a daily basis, but as a true presidential candidate would, Flame advised the youth of the world, "school work getting too hard, don't touch the blunt. Think about it, wait til you're old enough."
The rapper also looks to stop people from bringing their pets into restaurants and to keep people with feet larger than a size 13 from walking in public. "I don't wanna see your big a** feet taking all the space on the concrete."
Flame also admits that kids need to be taught more "reality skills" and that education is important - they MUST learn his lyrics before they get out of school. If not, "they gotta start from 3rd grade, all over again through 12th."
When it comes to women's rights, Flame isn't concerned because they "got all the rights already. What else do they want?"
The competition? "Hillary [Clinton] is my only competition right now because the women love her and she's honest and her husband is Bill so... it's a tough one... and I hope I make it."
Waka Flocka Flame, 2016.